décembre 2010
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I feel like if I did that first impressions meme
It would go a lot like real life.
“I was totally intimidated by you/scared of you/thought you’d totally kick my ass, but then I got to know you and see you’re a rilly kewl chick! You’re just so crazy and unique! Hee!”
Which, I don’t know, I guess that’s not the worst thing for people to think, but I will never understand why people think I’m...
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““At some point in your adult life, you’ve probably walked into a party and felt...”
– http://www.allenandunwin.com/default.aspx?page=94&book=9781741758498 (via natalie)
If I was Oprah I would buy 10 billion copies of this book (Screw Inner Beauty/ Lessons from the Fatosphere) and distribute them everywhere.
(via definatalie)
This was my resolution last year. Almost there.
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Oh, good grief. Not again. →
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Babies
My friends’ babysitter pulled out on them last minute, and I don’t work ‘til 4p, so I said I’d watch their son for the day. I’d forgotten how vigilant you have to be with these little dudes. The girls are 8 now, so it’s been a while since I had to keep them away from pointy surfaces and tell them not to put kitty’s tail in their mouths.
He’s awful...
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Do I need to run to CVS and buy 80 boxes of o.b....
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Yes, though every place I’ve been is already sold out :(
Stock up, lovers of OB. They’re going away forever.
HOLD THE GODDAM PHONE. DON’T SAY SHIT LIKE THIS. IS THIS REAL LIFE? OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HYSTERICS.
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morninggloria:
Boy oh boy, do I ever hate shopping.
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Helpful tip:
There are many useful things you can say to a friend who tells you they have decided to quit drinking. “Oh, bullshit! But you’re so much FUN when you party!” is not one of them.
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The time of ash is over. Rise, phoenix. Burn...
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Square one
I got adjustable weights for Christmas. You move the support peg various places on the line and with one set of dumbbells you can have 5, 10, 15, 20, and 25 pound weights. I’m pretty excited about this, as I miss lifting, know it gives me pain relief, have no gym access at the moment, and like the idea of being able to work out on my own timeframe.
Part of me was thinking, hey, great, New...
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This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you... →
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Remember these?
This beauty right here?
(I wanted to link back specifically to my long-ago post talking about how if I kept up my drumming for a whole year, without petering out like I always do when I get excited about stuff, then I would get this gorgeous drumkit, but Tumblr hates me and I’ve already wasted 40 minutes on it when I should be eating lunch.)
/longest sentence ever
Anyway, the time is...
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