Look, I know parents can be entitled assholes.  Hell, I’ve probably been one at some time or other.  I have twins, fer Chrissake, surely I must have been pretty demanding at some point in their infancy.

(Let me note for the record, though, that I am generally a really hip, non-assholey mom, dammit.)

But seriously, LOL WADDLING SOCCER MOM IN A VAN BECAUSE BREEDERS AMIRITE LOL CROTCHFRUIT WHAT A SWEET PARKING SPOT ABORTIONS LOL IT’S HIP TO BE SQUARE A TURD U MAD BITCH?  

I’m sure I only found it gross because I’m humourless and don’t get it.  Naturally.